Thursday, July 24, 2025

'South Park' Goes Scorched-Earth On Trump In NSFW Season Premiere

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/south-park-naked-trump_n_6881da32e4b0d55a3f195c1b



The long-running animated show took on the president and his settlement with corporate owner Paramount.


South Park” may be single-handedly trying to undermine its corporate parent’s attempt to complete a massive merger with a wild season premiere that gives President Donald Trump a “teeny tiny” penis.
 
The premiere had been on hold while “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone negotiated a new five-year deal with Paramount worth a reported $1.5 billion.
 
 
But they didn’t waste time going after Paramount and the $16 million the company agreed to pay Trump to settle a lawsuit over “60 Minutes” that most legal observers considered frivolous.
 
Critics believe the settlement was to help ensure the deal passes federal regulatory hurdles ― including “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert, who called the deal a “big fat bribe” and was told days later that his show is being canceled.
 
In the new episode, Trump ― who frequently tears off his clothes and gets into bed with Satan ― sues South Park for $5 billion after its residents criticize him.
 
Jesus, who is a recurring character on the show, turns up and warns the town not to mess with the president.
 
“Do you really want to end up like Colbert?” he says. “If someone has the power of the presidency and also has the power to sue and take bribes, then he can do anything to anyone.”
 
Jesus warns the citizens to “shut the fuck up or South Park is over.”
 
The city cuts funding for schools, hospitals and roads to pay Trump a $3.5 million settlement.
 
But that’s not all.
 
Trump ― real-world Trump ― has claimed that Paramount’s new owners will give him $20 million in public service announcements, ads and similar programming as part of the settlement, a claim Paramount has denied. In the cartoon world, Trump gets a similar deal ― and the city of South Park is forced to produce a series of PSAs for him.
 
The one they make ― ostensibly the first of 50 such PSAs ― isn’t a cartoon. It’s a very real-looking Trump, possibly an AI-generated creation, walking through a desert and tearing off his clothing as he goes.
 
“No matter how hot it gets, he’s not afraid to fight for America,” the narrator says. “With conviction, discipline, and trust in God, he survived the desert.”
 
Once his clothing is removed, a tiny penis with googly eyes appears from the president’s crotch and says: “I’m Donald J. Trump and I endorse this message.”
 
The narrator gets the last word.
 
“Trump,” he says. “His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large.”
 
The video is done in the style of the “He Gets Us” ads for Christianity, and ends with “He Trumped Us,” complete with a HeTrumpedUs.com website.
 
FAIR WARNING: Offensive nudity in the link. He sure as hell offends me.


 

Wednesday, July 23, 2025

A dream come true


Fulfilling so many fantasies, Dylan O'Brien plays twins (one is gay) in a new movie . . .
 

Dylan O’Brien’s Hot Gay Scenes Drive Fans & Sundance Mad 

 

 
Dylan O’Brien has officially gone from “aww, he’s cute!” to “OMG, did you see that scene?” thanks to a leaked clip from his new dramedy, Twinless.
 
The film—directed by and co-starring James Sweeney—made its world premiere at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival, where it was initially met with rave reviews, a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and whispers of festival awards.
 
However, the real talk of the town became the oh-so-explicit footage of Dylan and James’s characters getting it on in ways that had the entire internet collectively fanning themselves.
 
The Plot Thickens (Literally and Figuratively)
 
Twinless tells the story of two young men who meet at a support group for individuals grieving the loss of their twin.
 
Cue heartwarming moments, exploration of grief—and apparently some scorching chemistry between the leads.
 
So scorching, in fact, that a certain private scene leaked online before the film could even secure a wider release.
 
As glimpses of the erotic encounter (complete with multiple positions) made their rounds on social media, fans lost it faster than you can say, “Stiles who?”
 
“Goddamn, What a Time to Be Alive!”
 
If you’re wondering how the fanbase reacted, let’s just say it involved a lot of jaw-dropping tweets.
 
One user wrote, “Dylan O’Brien’s gay sex scene was not on my 2025 bingo card, but goddamn what a time to be alive.”
 
Another user confessed, “Went to check the trending tag—holy wow, that looked real asf!”
 
You get the idea: the internet is basically one giant drool-fest right now.
 
Sundance Pulls the Plug
 
But the drama didn’t stop there. Citing “copyright infringement on various social media platforms,” festival organizers announced they were removing Twinless from the Sundance Film Festival online platform altogether.
 
“We regret that online ticket holders will no longer be able to access the film,” a spokesperson lamented, explaining their commitment to protecting filmmakers’ intellectual property.
 
Fans, of course, responded with heartbreak and slight outrage, since Twinless was building serious momentum for the festival’s biggest awards.
 
The Leak Heard ‘Round the World
 
Whether you call it a fiasco, a fiastra, or just “OMG Dylan is gay on-screen,” this leak has overshadowed nearly everything else about the film.
 
And that’s a pity, because critics who caught the Sundance premiere are raving about O’Brien’s performance—praising it not just for sizzling sex appeal, but for the nuanced portrayal of grief, personal growth, and bond-forming in the face of tragedy.
 
Still, if anything, the leak is fueling huge anticipation for a general release.
 
After all, if a 30-second snippet of a steamy scene can cause this much conversation, imagine what the entire film might do once it becomes officially available—wherever that may be.
 
What’s Next for Twinless?
 
As of now, no official distribution date has been announced, though rumor has it a few streaming giants have been sniffing around.
 
One thing’s for sure: between the festival accolades and the mega-viral reaction to Dylan O’Brien’s newly crowned “Gay Scene of the Year,” Twinless is shaping up to be 2025’s must-see phenomenon.
 
Until we get an official screening date, we’ll all be perched on the edge of our seats, refreshing social media for any updates.
 
Because let’s be real: if this is what Dylan O’Brien has in store for us, we are so ready to see him bring that heat (and heart!) to a screen near us—leaks or no leaks.
 
Final Word
 
So there you have it, folks: Dylan O’Brien’s leap into full-frontal gay cinematic territory has stolen the Sundance spotlight and ignited the Twittersphere.
 
 


And somebody was able to save this shot:




Saturday, July 19, 2025

Hot Shot of the Evening

  Dylan O'Brien, his naturally hairy self . . .




Friday, July 18, 2025