Using a tried-and-true Republican tactic: Josh Hawley looks gay to me. Not that I have gaydar but who knows??? 😉
Manly man Josh Hawley tries & fails to flaunt his manhood
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Josh Hawley doesn’t spend a lot of time in Missouri. But on the rare occasions in which the quick-footed senator is visiting his home state, he’s kissing his wife.
On the lips! Like a man!
The Manhood author was photographed smooching his wife on the campaign trail, coincidently in front of reporters. With that in mind, a cynical person might think Hawley was choreographing his affection for the cameras. But that would be crazy!
A man – and again, emphasis on man – who literally foams at the mouth during Senate hearings wouldn’t be performative about anything, right?
When he steps away from the Senate chamber, he doesn’t look so tough. A strong believer in ’50s era masculinity, Hawley often doesn’t fit his own regressive billing. The anti-gay pol is very close with chauvinistic Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker – figuratively and literally.
As in, when they take pictures together, they are very, very friendty…
While we are obviously against gay-shaming, sometimes it’s amusing to give homophobic Christian conservatives a taste of their own medicine.
Backward beliefs, chronic absenteeism, pumping up insurrections while running away from them. With a resume like that, it’s no wonder the largest paper in Missouri called Hawley the “worst sitting senator in America right now.”
