http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dear-men-no-more-manscaping#qh05wj
Dear Men, Stop Shaving Your Pubes
Let’s end this once and for all.
BuzzFeed Staff
Long ago, like 12 years ago, in the dreary days of Sisqo’s silver head, Ed Hardy, and Von Dutch trucker hats, a problematic trend began. This trend, a literal “pube killer,” became known as “manscaping.”
* Sounds the pube alarm *
Chris Ritter/BuzzFeed
Manscaping spread rapidly, almost like a deadly contagious virus comparable to the one on that dreaded poop cruise of 2013. It seemed like men everywhere were trimming, plucking, and, most unfortunately, de-pubing.
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Scary thing is, it continues to this day.
Last week, we delved into the horrors of chest shaving. This week, we take a deeper dive. And by deeper dive, I mean pubes.
It’s time to stand up for the little guys (pubes).
Save the pubes.
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Our campaign for pubes begins with the most obvious reason to keep them: There is something inherently humanly hot about a man with a natural body.
Facebook: modelwarren
In layman’s terms, pubes are fucking hot.
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Aesthetically speaking, they’re also charming. They add character. They are nice.
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Another crucial role of pubes is that they accent the package. And by package, I’m talking dick. It just works.
Via pinterest.com
There’s also science to back this up. Ever heard of pheromones? Sweet, sweet pheromones.
thickpubes.tumblr.com
From my completely unscientific understanding, pheromones are like, to quote John Mayer (SORRY), sexual napalm.
instagram.com
Sweet, sweet, sexual napalm.
Via thickpubes.tumblr.com
It must also be mentioned that we are in the midst of a “ORGANIC REVOLUTION.” All of our beauty products are natural, our food is natural, we fucking love natural.
Facebook: modelwarren
This is why our bodies should remain intact.
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Also I heard a rumor that every time you shave your pubes an angel dies of dysentery or something because it’s cold and your crotch is a barren wasteland of nothing.
Via thickpubes.tumblr.com
Lastly, and most importantly, there is nothing more creepy than a man with a completely shaved crotch. You look like a puffy tween.
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And I’ll be damned if every man looked like a puffy tween. The injustice.
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I also have to add that razor burn is real! Rawness DOES happen. This is not pleasant.
Via shedyourweight.com
And I GET IT, some people trim. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do with your body. I’m just advocating for pubes. It’s my job. It’s the right thing to do.
So what can you?
Value your pubes.
Via beard-boy.tumblr.com
Keep your pubes.
Via gleeguys.wikia.com
Save your pubes.
Twitter: @Chadlips
Let the happy trails run long and far.
arabiandelights.tumblr.com
And end manscaping.
instagram.com
It’s a pube world, we’re just living in it.
Via fyhappytrails.tumblr.com
Start a revolution and #savethepubes.
Long ago, like 12 years ago, in the dreary days of Sisqo’s silver head, Ed Hardy, and Von Dutch trucker hats, a problematic trend began. This trend, a literal “pube killer,” became known as “manscaping.”
* Sounds the pube alarm *
Chris Ritter/BuzzFeed
Manscaping spread rapidly, almost like a deadly contagious virus comparable to the one on that dreaded poop cruise of 2013. It seemed like men everywhere were trimming, plucking, and, most unfortunately, de-pubing.
Thinkstock
Scary thing is, it continues to this day.
Last week, we delved into the horrors of chest shaving. This week, we take a deeper dive. And by deeper dive, I mean pubes.
It’s time to stand up for the little guys (pubes).
Save the pubes.
instagram.com
Our campaign for pubes begins with the most obvious reason to keep them: There is something inherently humanly hot about a man with a natural body.
Facebook: modelwarren
In layman’s terms, pubes are fucking hot.
instagram.com
Aesthetically speaking, they’re also charming. They add character. They are nice.
instagram.com
Another crucial role of pubes is that they accent the package. And by package, I’m talking dick. It just works.
Via pinterest.com
There’s also science to back this up. Ever heard of pheromones? Sweet, sweet pheromones.
thickpubes.tumblr.com
From my completely unscientific understanding, pheromones are like, to quote John Mayer (SORRY), sexual napalm.
instagram.com
Sweet, sweet, sexual napalm.
Via thickpubes.tumblr.com
It must also be mentioned that we are in the midst of a “ORGANIC REVOLUTION.” All of our beauty products are natural, our food is natural, we fucking love natural.
Facebook: modelwarren
This is why our bodies should remain intact.
instagram.com
Also I heard a rumor that every time you shave your pubes an angel dies of dysentery or something because it’s cold and your crotch is a barren wasteland of nothing.
Via thickpubes.tumblr.com
Lastly, and most importantly, there is nothing more creepy than a man with a completely shaved crotch. You look like a puffy tween.
instagram.com
And I’ll be damned if every man looked like a puffy tween. The injustice.
instagram.com
I also have to add that razor burn is real! Rawness DOES happen. This is not pleasant.
Via shedyourweight.com
And I GET IT, some people trim. You can do whatever the fuck you want to do with your body. I’m just advocating for pubes. It’s my job. It’s the right thing to do.
So what can you?
Value your pubes.
Via beard-boy.tumblr.com
Keep your pubes.
Via gleeguys.wikia.com
Save your pubes.
Twitter: @Chadlips
Let the happy trails run long and far.
arabiandelights.tumblr.com
And end manscaping.
instagram.com
It’s a pube world, we’re just living in it.
Via fyhappytrails.tumblr.com
Start a revolution and #savethepubes.
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/dear-men-never-shave-your-chests#qh05wj
Dear Men, Never Shave Your Chest
Important read
BuzzFeed Staff
It has come to my attention after browsing the internet and (obviously) frequenting locations where men take off their shirts in public that we are in the midst of an epidemic.
If I had a siren to play all over the world, I would. But instead, please play this GIF.
It’s a goddamn plague out there, guys. A pandemic!
The strange thing about this specific outbreak is that we know exactly the cause: fucking razors.
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Here’s what is happening:
1. Men are buying razors.
2. Men are putting razors to their chest.
3. Men are shaving their chests.
4. Men are transforming into smooth-shaven puffy tweens.
This is a problem.
It is a problem for a multitude of reasons, many of which are sanitary, I think, but mostly it’s just about the aesthetic.
Via lebisoumagique.tumblr.com
In an age of organics, I am completely baffled that we, as human beings, are straying away from the natural…
instagram.com
…and by the natural, I’m talking about shaving the natural-born hair on chests.
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It doesn’t get more organic than that!
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As our forefathers said when they got off the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria, “WE ARE HERE TO LIVE NATURAL, PURE LIVES.”
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A modern-day interpretation of that quote would assume they meant, “DO NOT SHAVE YOUR GODDAMN CHEST.”
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Besides that powerful quote, we have photos that show, in FULL COLOR and few filters, the importance of chest hair.
instagram.com
It just enhances photos.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
It brings guys to that next level.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
I mean, this guy would be beyond basic without that little bit of hair.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
And this guy? Forget about it. As they say on television, “The hair makes the man!”
Via buspironet.tumblr.com
Lastly, I’ll just leave you with random hot guys with hairy chests because this is BuzzFeed and this is how we prove points.
instagram.com
Yes, please.
instagram.com
Amen.
Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images
Point proven.
instagram.com
I think my work here is done.
instagram.com
I just want to say one more thing: Chest hair is really awesome because it’s a literal style accessory. This shirt would be nothing without the hair. Nothing.
instagram.com
OK bye.
It has come to my attention after browsing the internet and (obviously) frequenting locations where men take off their shirts in public that we are in the midst of an epidemic.
If I had a siren to play all over the world, I would. But instead, please play this GIF.
It’s a goddamn plague out there, guys. A pandemic!
The strange thing about this specific outbreak is that we know exactly the cause: fucking razors.
Thinkstock
Here’s what is happening:
1. Men are buying razors.
2. Men are putting razors to their chest.
3. Men are shaving their chests.
4. Men are transforming into smooth-shaven puffy tweens.
This is a problem.
It is a problem for a multitude of reasons, many of which are sanitary, I think, but mostly it’s just about the aesthetic.
Via lebisoumagique.tumblr.com
In an age of organics, I am completely baffled that we, as human beings, are straying away from the natural…
instagram.com
…and by the natural, I’m talking about shaving the natural-born hair on chests.
instagram.com
It doesn’t get more organic than that!
instagram.com
As our forefathers said when they got off the Niña, Pinta, and Santa Maria, “WE ARE HERE TO LIVE NATURAL, PURE LIVES.”
instagram.com
A modern-day interpretation of that quote would assume they meant, “DO NOT SHAVE YOUR GODDAMN CHEST.”
instagram.com
Besides that powerful quote, we have photos that show, in FULL COLOR and few filters, the importance of chest hair.
instagram.com
It just enhances photos.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
It brings guys to that next level.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
I mean, this guy would be beyond basic without that little bit of hair.
Via guymirrorphone.tumblr.com
And this guy? Forget about it. As they say on television, “The hair makes the man!”
Via buspironet.tumblr.com
Lastly, I’ll just leave you with random hot guys with hairy chests because this is BuzzFeed and this is how we prove points.
instagram.com
Yes, please.
instagram.com
Amen.
Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images
Point proven.
instagram.com
I think my work here is done.
instagram.com
I just want to say one more thing: Chest hair is really awesome because it’s a literal style accessory. This shirt would be nothing without the hair. Nothing.
instagram.com
OK bye.
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