Beards Are Caca

Take your pick . . .

http://katu.com/news/local/sick-a-lot-your-beard-may-be-to-blame-11-20-2015

https://manlinesskit.com/surprising-reasons-why-time-to-shave-your-beard-off/

http://www.millionairematch.com/blog/pianistmba777_/harmful_bacteria_in_men_s_facial_hair_397586_2.html

http://mentalfloss.com/article/62745/are-beards-hotbeds-bacteria

http://urbanthesaurus.org/synonyms/facial%20hair

And then there's this . . .