Sunday, July 24, 2016

Finnick Odair a Sex Slave?

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has been playing on TV this weekend. Maybe if I’d read the books this spoiler from the third and final installment wouldn't have been a surprise. But now I know why he caught my eye . . .

“President Snow used to…sell me…my body, that is,” Finnick begins in a flat, removed tone. “I wasn’t the only one. If a victor is considered desirable, the president gives them as a reward or allows people to buy them for an exorbitant amount of money. If you refuse, he kills someone you love. So you do it.” That explains it, then. Finnick’s parade of lovers in the Capitol. They were never real lovers. Just people like our old Head Peacekeeper, Cray, who bought desperate girls to devour and discard because he could. I want to interrupt the taping and beg Finnick’s forgiveness for every false thought I’ve ever had about him. But we have a job to do, and I sense Finnick’s role will be far more effective than mine.”I wasn’t the only one, but I was the most popular,” he says. “And perhaps the most defenseless, because the people I loved were so defenseless.

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Saturday, July 23, 2016

Joe Gets Intense, Battles IKEA and Procrastinates

LOL - Male Escorts at the Republican Convention

Male Escorts Are Raking It In At The Republican National Convention

“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it.”

by Dan Avery | 7/21/2016

Business is booming for male escorts in Cleveland, where the Republican National Convention is underway.

The New York Post reports gay prostitutes are in high demand with closeted GOP delegates and dignitaries.

“Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” said one hustler.

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“Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.”

One gigolo who charges $250 an hour said he’s been making about $800 per day since Monday, when the convention kicked off. Another claims to have made $1,600 since the GOP came to town, mainly in the downtown area not far from Quicken Loans Arena, where Donald Trump is primed to speak tonight.

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The clientele are described as mostly married white guys in their 40s. “One of them was from Texas and visiting for the convention. He said he was a politician.”

The surge doesn’t come as a shock to these gentlemen of the evening.

One of the hookers said he wasn’t surprised that the convention—filled with politicians who openly oppose gay marriage—brought such a boom in business.

“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it,” the escort said.
“The Republicans have a lot of delegates in the closet, let’s put it that way.”

We can only imagine what Grindr is like in Cleveland right now.

Female prostitutes aren’t making nearly as much bank. One told the Post business is actually slower than usual.

This week, the Republican Party ratified it’s most homophobic platform ever, endorsing conversion therapy and bathroom bills and repudiating same-sex marriage and gay adoption.

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