. . . the stubble is stupid . . .
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Doctors Are Honestly Advising Young Men Not To Masturbate Using Banana Peels In The Year Of Our Lord 2020
After everything we've been through together as a human race, Doctors likely thought they wouldn't have to say this, but here we are:
Men, please stop masturbating with banana peels.
Social media has led to many men picking up the habit. On Reddit, one man who said he's been "doing it for years," said:
“It's the closet thing to a blowjob.”