Buds

There's lotsa different kinds o' buds. Some you go fishin' with...



Some you wrestle with to blow off steam...







...even when it's just an excuse for contact...



There's buds you hang out at the beach or go swimmin' with...





Buds you go campin' with...



Buds you help out doin' chores...







Buds you hang with so much you start dressin' 'n' actin' alike...





Buds you fight for...







Buds you sack out with...





Buds you get wasted with...







...even when you're a f*ckin' famous football player...



Buds you get a little crazy with...





...like hangin' your asses out every chance you get...








And naturally showerin' with...



(gets crazy in the shower too)





(real crazy -- which one dropped the soap?!)



Buds you get a little horny with...









Or a lot horny with...



Horny 'n' showin' off with...



Then pass out and don't remember a f*ckin' thing the next day...



But the best buddy of all is the one who says f*ck it and runs naked with you through the fields, dicks swingin' in the breeze...