Thursday, May 11, 2023

"Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?": An Armpit Poem



Hey dude,


Here we are, both hot and sweaty,
T-shirts drenched and soaking wet.
Should we simply take our tops off?
Yes sirree, oh yeah, you bet!!!

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you are, well then that's good.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you're not, then dude you should.

There you stand, yawning and stretching,
Back extended, curved and arched.
There you stand with sweaty armpits,
Here I stare with lips so parched.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you are, well then that's good.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you're not, then dude you should.

You look like you need excitement,
Something fun might do the trick.
You look like you need a tickle,
Or perhaps a friendly lick.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you are, well then that's good.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
If you're not, then dude you should.

Clasp your hands behind your warm neck,
Stay real still and close your eyes,
Let the wind, cool down your armpits,
Next, get set for a surprise.

Now you know what I've been thinking;
Pleasing you was my concern.
Wanna know what I'm now thinking?
I licked yours, now it's my turn.

 
 
 

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