Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bush. Show all posts
Friday, November 2, 2018
Thursday, September 27, 2018
Hot Shot of the Evening
Friday, September 14, 2018
Wednesday, September 12, 2018
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Thursday, April 5, 2018
Wednesday, March 28, 2018
Hot Shot of the Evening
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Saturday, March 17, 2018
Have a Happy All Natural St. Patrick's Day!
A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis
From worst to best.
IRISH SLANG SHOULD always be cherished for the original and bizarre creations it often presents.
And there is no finer example than the array of words it has for the male member. So, from worst to best, we have:
9. Wire
Source: brewbooks
You won’t be turning any heads by using it, but the oft used phrase “pulling the wire off yourself” means this lovable term deserves some recognition.
8. Shillelagh
Source: Knifecenter
The shillelagh is an old wooden walking stick that also substitutes nicely as a decent penis reference. Whilst not exactly well known, shillelagh deserves kudos for its old timey feel, transporting you back to a bygone age of penis references.
7. Schlong
Source: HelpMyHouse
This is most associated with Ireland through its fictional county Schlongford. This is a solid, if unspectacular, choice.
6. Willy
Source: Loozrboy
You won’t win any prizes for originality – but it’s a solid slang term that will never let you down.
5. Mickey
Source: KIUKO
The best thing about the classic ‘Mickey’ is the often hilarious accidental double entendres associated with the famous Disney character.
4. Wavin
Source: buildwithme
An Irish-branded twist on the classic ‘pipe’.
Construction terms have never been so universally known.
3. Langer
Source: jajacks62
Perhaps ‘langer’ is best known for its Cork usage to mean a bit of an eejit - but it’s still recognised nationwide as a perfectly acceptable word for penis.
2. Flute
Source: snapclusion
So close to getting the top spot. ‘Flute’ adds a musicality to the otherwise boring and dull penis substitute words. It really paints a picture.
1. Lad
Source: Giphy
Easily the best option.
Not only is it succinct, it’s also universally known when used in the right context.
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St. Patrick's Day
Friday, January 19, 2018
Thursday, November 23, 2017
Hot Shot of the Evening
Labels:
abs,
belly button,
boner,
bush,
cock,
dick,
erection,
hairy legs,
hairy pits,
Hot 'n' Sexy Guy,
penis,
pubes,
shower,
treasure trail,
wet
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Sabbatical from the Blog Begins
Labels:
abs,
bush,
clothes,
cock,
dick,
hairy legs,
Hot 'n' Cute Guy,
Hot 'n' Sexy Guy,
nipples,
no clothes,
pecs,
penis,
perfect physique,
pubes,
schlong,
trio
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Good one to check out
Labels:
bush,
hairy chest,
naked,
naturebuds,
outdoors,
penis,
pubes,
treasure trail,
uncut
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Friday, October 27, 2017
Thursday, October 5, 2017
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Friday, August 4, 2017
Wednesday, July 19, 2017
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Thursday PM
Labels:
abs,
boner,
bush,
dick,
hairy chest,
hairy pits,
Hot 'n' Sexy Guys,
naked,
penis,
pubes,
schlong,
shirtless,
shorts,
treasure trail
Friday, June 2, 2017
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