Country boys don’t have holes in their ears, rings in their nose, and they may be naturally smooth but they sure as fuck don’t wax their chest. Country boys are not the same as cowboys. Country boys are not the same as rednecks. Country boys are often but may not always be the same as farm boys. Country boys don’t mind — and kinda like — getting getting dirty working or playing, but then they take a shower. Not that many country boys get tattoos ('cause they secretly think it's kinda trashy). Country boys are all-American without the phony flag bullshit. (The flags aren’t phony, but waving them to make people think you have an edge on patriotism is.) You can take a picture of a city boy in the country but like the old farmhand used to say, “Cat has kittens in the oven don’t make ’em biscuits.”
This is pretty but not a country boy . . .
These are country boys . . .