Straight men, would you have gay sex for a lightsaber?

Straight men of Reddit, would you have gay sex for a lightsaber?


One of the guys I went to high school with came up with "The Lightsaber Challenge".

The way it works is you tell a guy to imagine that he'd get a real life lightsaber if he had gay sex. It could be with any man, dead or alive, celebrity, etc.

The simple version is this:
If you top a guy, you get a purple lightsaber
If you bottom, you get a lightsaber in any color of your choice
If you try both, you get either a double ended lightsaber or two lightsabers in the color of your choice

To make it more complicated:
If you give a guy a handjob, you get a stun baton
If you experiment with gay BDSM, you get a lightsaber whip
If you suck a guy's dick, you get a blaster
If you get your dick sucked, you just get a really good blowjob
If you get fisted, you get a thermal detonator (Don't waste it!) Force powers, because apparently since yoda had a fist up his behind (ha, puppet jokes) getting one up yours gives you force powers
If you fist a guy, you get an adhesive grenade, because stickiness...
Every time you use a condom, you get a deflector shield, because stay safe, guys!
intercrural sex (between the thighs) gets you a vibrosword

They would randomly ask guys from other schools about their "lightsaber challenge" and it got to the point where any guy who said he didn't want a lightsaber was a killjoy and no fun, even if he came from a school in the middle of a midwestern cornfield. So all the guys had a "lightsaber guy" or a "blaster guy" or both, lol. A lot said "Fuck yeah, I'll top a guy and be Mace Windu!"

So, straight men, if this was real, how far would you go with a guy and which guy?

Gay and bisexual men of Reddit: would you care to alter the list or come up with anything star wars related for: frotting, mutual masturbation with a guy, making out with a guy, or anything else I missed? My high school classmates also wondered about the reverse lightsaber challenge needing a gay guy to have sex with a woman- thoughts?

And bi guys: since you don't have a gender or sex that you would refuse to get down with, you would get Obi-wan Kenobi's powers and weapons, because Alec Guinness was supposedly bisexual.

top comments

[–]MrNjOS
I'd do it for a lightsaber, but a whip? Now that's asking for some trouble.


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