Sunday, January 5, 2014

Funny Factoids -- Top Ten WTF Sex Laws

Sex… we all love it and try to get some as often as possible. Unfortunately you might be breaking the law in some states. As we are all well aware, each state has its own set of laws, many of which are truly older than dirt and make no sense in even acknowledging. These true WTF sex oriented laws are not only baffling but just simply stupid!

Top Ten WFT Sex Laws:

1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Kansas and Utah.

2. It is illegal in 18 states for a man to have an erection that shows through his pants.

3. It is illegal in Willowdale, Oregon, for men to talk dirty to their wives during intercourse.

4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in the state of Georgia.

5. In Dyersburg, Tennessee, it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date.

6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun while his female partner is having an orgasm.

7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

8. Having sex with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.

9. In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

10. In Washington State, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances, including the wedding night! However, sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington State, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.

Honorable mentions:

- In Bakersfield, California, you must use a condom if you are having sex with Satan.

- In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.

- In Clinton, Oklahoma, it is illegal to masturbate while watching two people have sex in a car.

- Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

- In Minnesota, it is illegal to have sex with a live fish. (Dead fish are okay though.)

- Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

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