Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Yet Another Responsible Gun Owner Shoots His Own Penis

Working late, no time for a full post, so here's a recent news item that speaks for itself . . .

I keep hearing about these responsible gun owners who are so very careful with their dangerous weapons, so I can only conclude that this guy did it on purpose!

A man in Macon, Georgia accidentally shot himself in the penis while attempting to holster his gun last week.

According to WMAZ Channel 13, the man was parked at a gas station and was attempting to put away the .45 caliber pistol when it discharged, striking him in the groin.The man immediately drove to a friend’s house.

According to police, the victim dropped his pants to find that he had shot himself in the penis and that the bullet had exited his body through the buttocks. As he disrobed, the spent round fell to the floor.

Death and Taxes reported in January of 2013 that at least five American men have shot off their penises since 2010. If they'd change the trajectory just a bit to the balls, eventually the problem of gun violence would be solved.


whkattk said...

I can't feel sorry for him, nor any of the others that have lost their dicks due to their own stupidity. Now, the new father who was killed by a stray bullet from his neighbor's house - that upsets me. But, until the public rises up and demands their politicians grow backbones, we'll continue to read these kinds of news reports.

ObamaBlows said...

I'd shoot YOU in the balls before I'd give up any of my guns. Commie.

SteveXS said...

ObamaBlows, nice parody of an insane, right-wing gun nut. Sorry for the redundancy.