Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Proving once and for all that vegans have no sense of humor *

* (It's a joke.)


Dear How to Do It,
If a straight man receives oral from a trans or gay man does that make the straight man gay? Asking for … a friend.
—Not My Friend
Dear NMF,
I don’t know, you tell me. Was the head so good that it made you (I mean your friend) gay?
I doubt it. In response to your query, I am inclined to wax philosophical about the spectrum of sexuality and the pros and cons of declaring an attendant identity. And while I think that everyone should be doing a little more thinking than they already are, especially about sex, given your rather (no offense) rudimentary question, I don’t want to bog you down with concepts that could freak you out or otherwise interfere with your enjoyment. I think that could be a disservice to the guys servicing you, as well as you. So just sit back and enjoy.

Friday, November 8, 2019

Big Whack Attack always has the goods

As he says, keepin' the man parts healthy . . .

 And just to keep us on the side of reality . . .

Saturday, November 2, 2019