Saturday, January 31, 2009

Lucas Vick

If any guy deserves his own post, it’s Lucas Vick. The PR says he’s ex-military. Maybe. Whatever, totally natural, totally hot. Except for that trim of his chesticles in one shot. But hey, nobody’s purrfect, right?!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

A Bunch O' Pittage

It's a f*ckin' cold winter night. Whaddya want?! ;-)

And 2nite's best...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Frat Boys and Their Humor

Definition of a Frat Boy from a women's magazine: (Noun) Male human between the ages of 18 and believe it or not 30 who attends college primarily to keep blood alcohol content high enough that a normal person could get drunk off his breath. Usually found wearing Abercrombie & Fitch (or Hollister), puka shells and free-balling while getting drunk and acting like an ass. Most often wearing baseball caps turned backwards (not to interfere with blow jobs?). May use rufies to rape women, and finds pissing on/destroying the property of others an enjoyable past time.

Sure, there are variations, but that ain't too far off. Still, some of 'em can be kinda hot. And the situations they get themselves into. Does anybody not in a frat have any f*ckin' idea what the f*ck goes on side their alcohol soaked little brains?!?!?!?! Are they sadists, masochists, or just clowns? Like for instance. . .

Playin' at bein' gay.

Like she'd think about it. Be glad ur buddy's goin' home w/u.

Hazing ritual? Bonding exercise? Both?

Who the f*ck knows!

Playin' at bein' gay. Again.

Made 'em pass out, wrote queer-ass sh*t all over 'em, now gonna take funny pics.

Really, who the f*ck knows?

Playin' at bein' gay. Again and again and again.

Maybe this time it ain't playin'!

Yeah, just gettin' wasted. And gettin' kinda close.

Don't even wanna guess who did what to who. Or why they're both smilin'.

More phony gay sh*t.

And the last o' the banana jokes 2nite.

But my #1 favorite (because it's so true). . .

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dirty Dancing In the Principal's Office

Their names in this video are Brandon and Logan, but they’re really Bubba and Scooter having a laugh: Dirty Dancing in the Principal's Office

What is it about jocks?

Are jocks necessarily dumb and obnoxiously aggressive? The stereotype finds lots of illustrations at Bad Jocks Blog. We’ve all heard (if not seen) examples like this one:

The hazing, alleged to include older players sodomizing younger ones with a broom handle, happened at an out-of-town camp. . . When the hearing began, the boys on the team who say they were assaulted by the six, gave emotional testimony as they described what they said happened to them. The first witness, a sophomore, claimed the first attack started when he and a junior taunted each other through a cabin wall. Other witnesses called it trash talk over girlfriends. The sophomore said four defendants came after him, and witnesses said they tried and failed to prevent the attack on led by defendant [Name Deleted]. "He went back outside for a minute, and then he went back in," the sophomore witness testified. "He was holding a broomstick, and [Name Deleted] held him down in the top bunk. "That's when they assaulted him."

So is it the hint of danger? That even the nicest looking guy could explode because of all that pent up energy? Would we all like to express our inner bad boy from time to time? Maybe. But it’s also true that jocks draw strength and "inspiration" from their teammates. Coincidentally (not), testosterone can be pretty intoxicating. And addictive, like runners need to get that high. And these dudes are making me kinda high.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

More of That Bonding Thing

We all go through that phase of needing to be close to our best buddy(s) just about all the time. Maybe you wore the same kind of caps and clothes, had the same kind of haircut, listened to the same music, drank the same beer (or whatever), liked/didn't like the same girls, couldn't resist flippin' off "outsiders" and had to have as much body contact as possible. Was your most memorable bonding experience in middle school? junior high? high school? college? yesterday? tomorrow?!