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Twitter is having a field day making up fake Donald Trump Bible quotes
Earlier today,
Donald Trump awkwardly dodged a couple
questions about the Bible, which he has called "his favorite book." He refused
to name a favorite Bible verse, and when asked which Testament he preferred, he
answered "Probably equal."
Jokesters on
Twitter have started to create fake Trump quotes about the Bible, playing off
his mixture of self-promotion and plainspoken language. They're all gathering
steam under the hashtag #TrumpBible.
For
instance:
Ben Casselman
There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP.
#TrumpBible
Josh Rovner
I lost a lot of respect for the Pharaoh. Never should have let the Hebrews go because of, what, hail? The Hebrews love me. #TrumpBible
And Moses went to Pharaoh and said to him, "Let my people go!" and Pharaoh did because Moses knew how to negotiate. #TrumpBible
Jeff B@AoSHQDD
Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
This Pilate, I dunno; I can't work with him. Wishy-washy. What is truth this, wash my hands that. You're in charge! Make a call! #TrumpBible
Jeff Fecke
Jesus turned water into wine. The good stuff. Not that garbage they serve at some places. #TrumpBible
And so on ...
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