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Erotic Donald Trump Novel is Getting Spectacular Reviews on Amazon
Suddenly this photo means so much more.
Everyone’s favorite GOP presidential hopeful is making his mark on
the literary world – though not by his choice – with a new book that recently
hit Amazon. Titled Trump
Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, the bargain book is bound to
become a masterpiece of the erotic lit world.
Think
the gay version of 50
Shades of Grey but with bigots and
flailing toupees.
For
those of you sad souls who have yet to catch an excerpt, here’s what you’re
missing:
“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity”“His gorgeous a** flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.”“I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad.“The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair.”
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