Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trump. Show all posts

Friday, March 9, 2018

Scumbags All


On second thought, calling Giuliani and Trump scumbags is an insult to used condoms.


https://www.advocate.com/politicians/2018/3/05/hillary-clinton-joke-rudy-giuliani-sinks-even-lower

Giuliani Sinks Even Lower


BY MICHAYLAH KIMBLER
MARCH 05 2018

Rudy Giuliani, former mayor of New York City, made a disparaging comment Friday while speaking at a fundraiser at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida. The comment, which was not well-received by the audience, was about Hillary Clinton’s weight.

“Hillary was also here," he said, "and she actually fit through the door.”

According to Axiosmany in the crowd gasped, while Giuliani’s wife gave him a disapproving look. Later in the night, Trump said, “I’m just glad I didn’t say it.”

Giuliani has yet to publically comment on his alleged statements at the fundraiser.

This is not the first time Giuliani has made controversial comments, especially concerning Clinton. In October 2016, when referencing the upcoming presidential election, Giuliani said, “Don’t you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman, and the only thing she’s ever produced is a lot of work for the FBI checking out her emails.” Giuliani has also said that Clinton is “too stupid to be president.”

Giuliani has long despised Clinton, with many speculating he remains bitter that she was elected senator from New York — and was later named secretary of State — while he never made it to national office.
Many were upset by Giuliani’s remark, including political commentator Ana Navarro.

“Over the weekend, at a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser for Trump donors, Giuliani made a fat joke about Hillary,” Navarro said while onThe ViewMonday morning. “Mind you, he’s raising funds for Trump, who hasn’t eaten something green that’s not an M&M in 60 years.”


Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Best COVFEFE Memes of the Day


The tweet that started it all at 12:06 a.m.


and the deluge began . . .









 




Sunday, January 24, 2016

One of the more ludicrous (or is it disgusting?) things I've seen

Jan 22, 2016
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Erotic Donald Trump Novel is Getting Spectacular Reviews on Amazon

Donald Trump Erotic Novel

Suddenly this photo means so much more.
Everyone’s favorite GOP presidential hopeful is making his mark on the literary world – though not by his choice – with a new book that recently hit Amazon. Titled Trump Temptation: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, the bargain book is bound to become a masterpiece of the erotic lit world.
Think the gay version of 50 Shades of Grey but with bigots and flailing toupees.
For those of you sad souls who have yet to catch an excerpt, here’s what you’re missing:
“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity”
“His gorgeous a** flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger.”
“I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad.
“The door creaked open and there he was, handsome as ever, like a giant melting fat carrot with fake hair.”

Monday, January 18, 2016

Two Odd Things in the World


Two Corinthians Walk Into a Campaign

http://mashable.com/2016/01/18/donald-trump-2-corinthians/#9wP.ncDh3gqI

If you're going to quote scripture in a room of fervent Christians, you better know your stuff.

GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump learned that lesson the hard way Monday, when he spoke to students at Liberty University, a Christian school in the heart of Virginia.

After vowing to protect Christians across the globe, Trump read a verse from Second Corinthians — one of the books in the New Testament. But Trump flubbed the name, pronouncing it "Two Corinthians," as it's often written in text.

Students at Liberty University — who were forced to attend Trump's speech if they lived on campus — lit up social media with jokes about his error. 

Lunch and a show featuring Trump. Comedy theatre at its best.


The billionaire businessman's visit to the school was likely a ploy to woo Evangelical voters to his camp.

Evangelicals are currently flocking to Trump's top opponent, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, who is leading in Iowa and gaining in Southern primary states with just 13 days until the Iowa caucuses.

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Episcopal Church Won't Back Down On Gay Rights Despite Censure

In July, the Episcopal Church voted to allow its clergy to perform same-sex marriage.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/anglican-communion-episcopal-church_us_56992fe2e4b0b4eb759e331f?utm_hp_ref=gay-voices&ir=Gay%2BVoices&section=gay-voices

Kimberly WinstonReligion News Service
01/15/2016

The Anglican Communion voted to censure its American branch, the Episcopal Church, during a meeting in Canterbury, England, called to reflect on the future of the communion.

The vote Thursday (Jan. 14) to suspend the Episcopal Church from voting and decision-making for a period of three years was leaked a day ahead of a press conference that had been scheduled for Friday.

Details of the suspension were first reported by Anglican Ink, which said they came from a leaked communique. The vote passed by a two-thirds margin, according to the publication, which is based in Milford, Conn., and included prominent voices among African bishops who have loudly condemned the American church for its liberal stance on gays.

The dramatic demotion follows a string of Episcopal Church decisions stretching back to 2003, when it elected Gene Robinson, an openly gay man, as a bishop of New Hampshire. That decision led dozens of U.S. churches to break away from the Episcopal Church and declare their allegiance to a series of rival groups, including the Anglican Church in North America.

In July, the Episcopal Church voted to allow its clergy to perform same-sex marriages, a move not taken by the majority of churches in the Anglican Communion.

“Given the seriousness of these matters we formally acknowledge this distance by requiring that for a period of three years The Episcopal Church no longer represent us on ecumenical and interfaith bodies . . . ” a statement issued by the Anglican Communion reads. “They will not take part in decision making on any issues pertaining to doctrine or polity.”

“The traditional doctrine of the church in view of the teaching of Scripture, upholds marriage as between a man and a woman in faithful, lifelong union,” the statement also notes. “The majority of those gathered reaffirm this teaching.”

The Anglican Communion consists of 44 member churches from around the world, representing about 85 million Christians.

The Episcopal Church, the predominant church of many of the 13 original Colonies, has had a disproportionate influence on public life in the United States. The majority of U.S. presidents have been Episcopalians and its influence still far surpasses its 1.8 million U.S. members, who now find themselves without a voice in Anglican Communion decisions.

The three-year term of the suspension is the amount of time until the next denomination-wide meeting of the Episcopal Church, when it will vote on a response, though other church groups could respond sooner.
“We can accept these actions with grace and humility but the Episcopal Church is not going back. We can’t repent what is not sin.”Jim Naughton, former canon for the Archdiocese of Washington


The suspension comes after four days of discussions among church leaders — “primates,” in church parlance — over the Episcopal Church’s position on gay marriage in relation to the position of the broader Anglican Communion. The meetings apparently got testy — British Christian media reported that the archbishop of Uganda, among the most conservative of Anglican branches, walked out amid disagreements.

Jeffrey Walton, the Anglican program director at the Institute on Religion and Democracy in Washington, D.C., said the suspension of the Episcopal Church is significant but does not, at this point, represent a schism, or irreparable rupture, within the Anglican Communion.

“This is not kicking the Episcopal Church out of the Anglican Communion, but it is saying is that by making these decisions for the past 12 or so years the Episcopal Church has created this distance and there will be consequences to those decisions.”

Other Anglican experts were mystified at the Anglican Communion’s statement, which consisted of eight brief points.

“This is not how Anglicans should behave,” said Christina Rees, a member of the General Synod, the governing body of the Church of England. “It’s awful. It’s a terrible outcome to the meeting of the primates in Canterbury. What action will now be taken against all those churches in the Anglican Communion who treat gay men and women as criminals? Will they be suspended for three years, too?”

Jim Naughton, former canon for the Archdiocese of Washington and now a communications consultant specializing in the Episcopal Church, called the sanctions a “weird” attempt by the primates to take power away from elected bodies and claim it for themselves.

But Naughton expects no impact in the life of the Episcopal Church.

“We can accept these actions with grace and humility but the Episcopal Church is not going back,” Naughton said. “We can’t repent what is not sin.”

Bishop Ian Douglas of the Episcopal Church in Connecticut wondered whether the Anglican primates wanted the Episcopal Church to repent for its position on same-sex marriage. “Or were they asking for an apology for how the (church’s governing body) went about opening all the roles and rites of the church, including marriage, to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Episcopalians?”

Kevin Eckstrom, director of communications for Washington National Cathedral, the seat of newly installed Presiding Episcopal Bishop Michael Curry, said that while this suspension will be greeted by sadness in the Episcopal Church, it has been on a parallel track with the Anglican Communion for a while.

“It is not unlike a couple who are having marital problems and are sleeping in separate bedrooms,” he said. “Maybe now they are going to formalize the separation.”

Curry told Episcopal News Service the sanction would be painful for many in the Episcopal Church to receive. “Many of us have committed ourselves and our church to being ‘a house of prayer for all people,’ as the Bible says, when all are truly welcome,” Curry said.

Communion leaders also reportedly wanted to censure the Anglican Church of Canada, but because it has not yet adopted same-sex marriage rites, no action was taken.

The Lambeth Palace press office, home of the archbishop of Canterbury, did not respond to requests for comment about the vote, which was leaked to the media.

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Schlonged

schlonged = dicked = fucked




Donald Trump is a New Yorker. His son-in-law Jared Kushner is Jewish. Trump’s daughter Ivanka (the one he’d like to “date”) converted to Judaism before she and Kushner married. The idea that Donald Trumps doesn’t know the meaning of schlong and schlonged is for the rubes. Trump knows exactly what he’s saying and the people who listen to him know exactly what he means. They just pretend otherwise, then he goes out and says something dirty about someone else.

Trump's defense? He says “schlonged” means beaten. Which is often the case where schlongs are concerned.

The man is a perv.



Friday, September 11, 2015

Donald Trump: Entertainer (a.k.a. Asshat)


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-entertainer-told-you-so_55f2c7ece4b042295e35d8d5

Donald Trump Says Remarks About Carly Fiorina's Face Were Made As An 'Entertainer'
Next thing you know, he'll admit his whole campaign is a joke.

Stephanie Marcus, Entertainment Editor, Huffington Post

Posted: 09/11/2015 09:22 AM EDT




Donald Trump isn't a politician. He's an entertainer.

In fact, he admitted to owning that descriptor when he was pressed to explain why he said rude things about fellow Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina's face.

“Many of those comments are made as an entertainer because I did 'The Apprentice' and it was one of the top shows on television,” he told Greta Van Susteren when he called into Fox on Thursday night. “Some comments are made as an entertainer and as everybody said, as an entertainer is a much different ball game.”

What's that? An entertainer, you say? Like the kind that has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Of course, Trump didn't make those comments during his time hosting "The Apprentice."

"Look at that face!" he cried. "Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!"

No, those comments were were published in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine on Wednesday -- at a time when he's allegedly trying to run a presidential campaign. Trump is a former reality star, Razzie-winner and a self-professed entertainer. Hope that clears things up for anyone who thought otherwise.

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Sunday, August 23, 2015

Rolling Stone: the Great American Stupid


Donald Trump Just Stopped Being Funny
Win or lose, Trump's campaign threatens to unleash the Great American Stupid
BY MATT TAIBBI August 21, 2015


"The people that are following me are very passionate," Donald Trump said recently.
Melina Mara/The Washington Post/Getty Images


So two yahoos from Southie in my hometown of Boston severely beat up a Hispanic homeless guy earlier this week. While being arrested, one of the brothers reportedly told police that "Donald Trump was right, all of these illegals need to be deported."


SIDEBAR
The Summer of Killer Immigrants, Courtesy of Bill O'Reilly »


When reporters confronted Trump, he hadn't yet heard about the incident. At first, he said, "That would be a shame." But right after, he went on:

"I will say, the people that are following me are very passionate. They love this country. They want this country to be great again. But they are very passionate. I will say that."

This is the moment when Donald Trump officially stopped being funny.

The thing is, even as Donald Trump said and did horrible things during this year's incredible run at the White House, most sane people took solace in the fact that he could never win. (Although new polls are showing that Hillary's recent spiral puts this reassuring thought into jeopardy.)

In fact, most veteran political observers figured that the concrete impact of Trump's candidacy would be limited in the worst case to destroying the Republican Party as a mainstream political force.

That made Trump's run funny, campy even, like a naughty piece of pornographic performance art. After all, what's more obscene than pissing on the presidency? It seemed even more like camp because the whole shtick was fronted by a veteran reality TV star who might even be in on the joke, although of course the concept was funnier if he wasn't.

Trump had the whole country rubbernecking as this preposterous Spaulding Smails caricature of a spoiled rich kid drove the family Rolls (our illustrious electoral process in this metaphor) off the road into a ditch. It was brilliant theater for a while, but the ugliness factor has gotten out of control.

Trump is probably too dumb to realize it, or maybe he isn't, but he doesn't need to win anything to become the most dangerous person in America. He can do plenty of damage just by encouraging people to be as uninhibited in their stupidity as he is.

Trump is striking a chord with people who are feeling the squeeze in a less secure world and want to blame someone – the government, immigrants, political correctness, "incompetents," "dummies," Megyn Kelly, whoever – for their problems.

Karl Rove and his acolytes mined a lot of the same resentments to get Republicans elected over the years, but the difference is that Trump's political style encourages people to do more to express their anger than just vote. The key to his success is a titillating message that those musty old rules about being polite and "saying the right thing" are for losers who lack the heart, courage and Trumpitude to just be who they are.

His signature moment in a campaign full of them was his exchange in the first debate with Fox's Kelly. She asked him how anyone with a history of calling women "fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals" could win a general election against a female candidate like Hillary Clinton.

"I've been challenged by so many people," Trump answered. "I frankly don't have time for political correctness. And to be honest with you, the country doesn't have time either….We don't win anymore. We lose to China. We lose to Mexico….We lose to everybody."

On the surface, Kelly was just doing her job as a journalist, throwing Trump's most outrageous comments back at him and demanding an explanation.

But on another level, she was trying to bring Trump to heel. The extraction of the humiliating public apology is one of the media's most powerful weapons. Someone becomes famous, we dig up dirt on the person, we rub it in his or her nose, and then we demand that the person get down on bended knee and beg forgiveness.

The Clintons' 1992 joint interview on 60 Minutes was a classic example, as was Anthony Weiner's prostration before Andrew Breitbart and Chris Christie's 107-minute marathon apologia after Bridgegate. The subtext is always the same: If you want power in this country, you must accept the primacy of the press. It's like paying the cover at the door of the world's most exclusive club.

Trump wouldn't pay the tab. Not only was he not wrong for saying those things, he explained, but holding in thoughts like that is bad for America. That's why we don't win anymore, why we lose to China and to Mexico (how are we losing to Mexico again?). He was saying that hiding forbidden thoughts about women or immigrants or whoever isn't just annoying, but bad for America.

It's not exactly telling people to get out there and beat people with metal rods. But when your response to news that a couple of jackasses just invoked your name when they beat the crap out of a homeless guy is to salute your "passionate" followers who "love this country," you've gone next-level.

The political right in America has been flirting with dangerous ideas for a while now, particularly on issues involving immigrants and minorities. But in the last few years the rhetoric has gotten particularly crazy.


SIDEBAR
Inside the GOP Clown Car »


Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert proposed using troops and ships of war to stop an invasion of immigrant children, whom he described as a 28 Days Later-style menace. "We don't even know all of the diseases, and how extensive the diseases are," he said.

"A lot of head lice, a lot of scabies," concurred another Texas congressman, Blake Farenthold.

"I'll do anything short of shooting them," promised Mo Brooks, a congressman from the enlightened state of Alabama.

Then there's Iowa's Steve King, who is unusually stupid even for a congressman. He not only believes a recent Supreme Court decision on gay marriage allows people to marry inanimate objects, but also believes the EPA may have intentionally spilled three million gallons of toxic waste into Colorado's Animas river in order to get Superfund money.

Late last year, King asked people to "surround the president's residence" in response to Barack Obama's immigration policies. He talked about putting "boots on the ground" and said "everything is on the table" in the fight against immigrants.

So all of this was in the ether even before Donald Trump exploded into the headlines with his "They're rapists" line, and before his lunatic, Game of Thrones idea to build a giant wall along the southern border. But when Trump surged in the polls on the back of this stuff, it caused virtually all of the candidates to escalate their anti-immigrant rhetoric.

For example, we just had Ben Carson – who seems on TV like a gentle, convivial doctor who's just woken up from a nice nap – come out and suggest that he's open to using drone strikes on U.S. soil against undocumented immigrants. Bobby Jindal recently came out and said mayors in the so-called "sanctuary cities" should be arrested when undocumented immigrants commit crimes. Scott Walker and Marco Rubio have both had to change their positions favoring paths to citizenship as a result of the new dynamic.

Meanwhile, Rick Santorum, polling at a brisk zero percent, joined Jindal and Lindsey Graham in jumping aboard with Trump's insane plan to toss the 14th Amendment out the window and revoke the concept of birthright citizenship, thereby extending the war on immigrants not just to children, but babies.

All of this bleeds out into the population. When a politician says dumb thing X, it normally takes ‘Murica about two days to start flirting publicly with X + way worse.

We saw that earlier this week, when Iowa radio host Jan Mickelson blew up Twitter by calling for undocumented immigrants to become "property of the state" and put into "compelled labor." When a caller challenged the idea, Mickelson answered, "What's wrong with slavery?"

Why there's suddenly this surge of hatred for immigrants is sort of a mystery. Why Donald Trump, who's probably never even interacted with an undocumented immigrant in a non-commercial capacity, in particular should care so much about this issue is even more obscure. (Did he trip over an immigrant on his way to the Cincinnati housing development his father gave him as a young man?)

Most likely, immigrants are just collateral damage in Trump's performance art routine, which is an absurd ritualistic celebration of the coiffed hotshot endlessly triumphing over dirty losers and weaklings.

Trump isn't really a politician, of course. He's a strongman act, a ridiculous parody of a Nietzschean superman. His followers get off on watching this guy with (allegedly) $10 billion and a busty mute broad on his arm defy every political and social convention and get away with it.

People are tired of rules and tired of having to pay lip service to decorum. They want to stop having to watch what they say and think and just get "crazy," as Thomas Friedman would put it.

Trump's campaign is giving people permission to do just that. It's hard to say this word in conjunction with such a sexually unappealing person, but his message is a powerful aphrodisiac. Fuck everything, fuck everyone. Fuck immigrants and fuck their filthy lice-ridden kids. And fuck you if you don't like me saying so.

Those of us who think polls and primaries and debates are any match for that are pretty naive. America has been trending stupid for a long time. Now the stupid wants out of its cage, and Trump is urging it on. There are a lot of ways this can go wrong, no matter who wins in 2016.

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