Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Watching the convention
HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!
Taking the night off to watch the convention. Enjoy this parody . . .
Hillary Clinton [parody]
45th President of the United States, patriarchy smasher, bad motherfucker
Let Me Remind You Fuckers Who I Am
by Hillary Clinton
What the fuck is your problem, America??
I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next eight years catching shit on all sides, all so I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn dayin November.
“Oh but what about your eeeemaaaaillls???” Shut the fuck up. Seriously, shut the fuck up and listen for one fucking second.
Here’s all you need to know about me:
In 1992, I said I was proud to have followed my career instead of baking cookies.
The GOP fucking dragged me for it. They made me bake cookies. They’rescared of me.
Every time I have a job, y’all love me. Every time I run for anything, the GOP breaks out the big guns again and fucks me up good. And apparently it fucking works.
But you know what? I don’t fucking care. If I gave two shits about the haters I would’ve dropped the game decades ago.
You know why I keep fighting? Because we all want the same shit. We want economic and racial justice, we want to seriously attack climate change, we want everyone to be able to afford college and health care and housing and food, we want women to be treated like humans, yada yada yada.
And I’m the only person in this goddamn country who knows how to do it.
Because of course I do. Because I’ve been preparing my whole fucking life for this job. So stop making me dab on Ellen and just give me a fucking chance already.
If it seems like I have contempt for the American voter, it’s because, I mean god damn, almost half of you think God created the Earth 10,000 years ago!
What the actual fuck????
Look, this is the big leagues. If you think any problem has a tweetable solution, you’re just wrong. If you think “border wall” or “muslims = bad” is gonna solve our problems, I don’t have time for your shit.
This is literally why we have a representative government. I know you don’t want to read long, boring things. So I do it for you, and I ask a bunch of smart people, and we come up with shit that works. Here’s my solution on energy.Here’s my solution on Wall Street. Here’s my solution on jobs. I have fucking binders full of this shit and you know it. I’m so fucking ready, America.
The GOP just spent their entire convention fantasizing about literally imprisoning me. They are terrified. They know what I can do.
I’ve spent my life clawing my way into a system that’s terrified of change. A system that just wants to let rich white dudes be rich white dudes. And holy shit, you guys, I could not have picked a better opponent for my final boss battle.
So lemme sign off with the same Nancy Scheibner poem I quoted back in 1969 (when I gave the commencement speech at my own fucking graduation, btw).
My entrance into the world of so-called “social problems”
Must be with quiet laughter, or not at all.
The hollow men of anger and bitterness
The bountiful ladies of righteous degradation
All must be left to a bygone age.
And the purpose of history is to provide a receptacle
For all those myths and oddments
Which oddly we have acquired
And from which we would become unburdened
To create a newer world
To translate the future into the past.
We have no need of false revolutions
In a world where categories tend to tyrannize our minds
And hang our wills up on narrow pegs.
It is well at every given moment to seek the limits in our lives.
And once those limits are understood
To understand that limitations no longer exist.
Earth could be fair. And you and I must be free
Not to save the world in a glorious crusade
Not to kill ourselves with a nameless gnawing pain
But to practice with all the skill of our being
The art of making possible.
(Flip flop my ass.)
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And a little gratuitous ass!
Monday, July 25, 2016
Sunday, July 24, 2016
Finnick Odair a Sex Slave?
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire has been playing on TV this weekend. Maybe if I’d read the books this spoiler from the third and final installment wouldn't have been a surprise. But now I know why he caught my eye . . .
https://angelmatos.net/2013/02/25/the-hunger-games-male-prostitution/
“President Snow used to…sell me…my body, that is,” Finnick begins in a flat, removed tone. “I wasn’t the only one. If a victor is considered desirable, the president gives them as a reward or allows people to buy them for an exorbitant amount of money. If you refuse, he kills someone you love. So you do it.” That explains it, then. Finnick’s parade of lovers in the Capitol. They were never real lovers. Just people like our old Head Peacekeeper, Cray, who bought desperate girls to devour and discard because he could. I want to interrupt the taping and beg Finnick’s forgiveness for every false thought I’ve ever had about him. But we have a job to do, and I sense Finnick’s role will be far more effective than mine.”I wasn’t the only one, but I was the most popular,” he says. “And perhaps the most defenseless, because the people I loved were so defenseless.
Saturday, July 23, 2016
LOL - Male Escorts at the Republican Convention
http://www.newnownext.com/male-escorts-are-raking-it-in-at-the-republican-national-convention/07/2016/
Male Escorts Are Raking It In At The Republican National Convention
“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it.”
by Dan Avery | 7/21/2016
Business is booming for male escorts in Cleveland, where the Republican National Convention is underway.
The New York Post reports gay prostitutes are in high demand with closeted GOP delegates and dignitaries.
“Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” said one hustler.
Business is booming for male escorts in Cleveland, where the Republican National Convention is underway.
The New York Post reports gay prostitutes are in high demand with closeted GOP delegates and dignitaries.
“Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” said one hustler.
“Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.”
One gigolo who charges $250 an hour said he’s been making about $800 per day since Monday, when the convention kicked off. Another claims to have made $1,600 since the GOP came to town, mainly in the downtown area not far from Quicken Loans Arena, where Donald Trump is primed to speak tonight.
The clientele are described as mostly married white guys in their 40s. “One of them was from Texas and visiting for the convention. He said he was a politician.”
The surge doesn’t come as a shock to these gentlemen of the evening.
One of the hookers said he wasn’t surprised that the convention—filled with politicians who openly oppose gay marriage—brought such a boom in business.
“When it comes to anything people aren’t supposed to be doing, they like to do it,” the escort said.
“The Republicans have a lot of delegates in the closet, let’s put it that way.”
We can only imagine what Grindr is like in Cleveland right now.
Female prostitutes aren’t making nearly as much bank. One told the Post business is actually slower than usual.
This week, the Republican Party ratified it’s most homophobic platform ever, endorsing conversion therapy and bathroom bills and repudiating same-sex marriage and gay adoption.
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Butt Cracks
Liked the comment about the first dude in last night's post so here are a few more . . .
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