Showing posts with label schlong. Show all posts
Showing posts with label schlong. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Hot Shot of the Evening


Guys like looking at pics of their dicks . . .




Schedule mad crazy again . . . posting when I can . . .


Thursday, March 29, 2018

Hot Shot of the Evening


All time fave jerking off in the car shot . . . FTL tighty-whities, old jeans, dusty jersey, hot as fuck dude, boner, cream . . . what more could anybody want!




Saturday, March 17, 2018

Have a Happy All Natural St. Patrick's Day!




A definitive ranking of Irish slang words for penis

From worst to best.

IRISH SLANG SHOULD always be cherished for the original and bizarre creations it often presents.
And there is no finer example than the array of words it has for the male member. So, from worst to best, we have:

9. Wire

Source: brewbooks
You won’t be turning any heads by using it, but the oft used phrase “pulling the wire off yourself” means this lovable term deserves some recognition.

8. Shillelagh

Source: Knifecenter
The shillelagh is an old wooden walking stick that also substitutes nicely as a decent penis reference. Whilst not exactly well known, shillelagh deserves kudos for its old timey feel, transporting you back to a bygone age of penis references.

7. Schlong

Source: HelpMyHouse
This is most associated with Ireland through its fictional county Schlongford. This is a solid, if unspectacular, choice.

6. Willy

Source: Loozrboy
You won’t win any prizes for originality – but it’s a solid slang term that will never let you down.

5. Mickey

Source: KIUKO
The best thing about the classic ‘Mickey’ is the often hilarious accidental double entendres associated with the famous Disney character.

4. Wavin

Source: buildwithme
An Irish-branded twist on the classic ‘pipe’.
Construction terms have never been so universally known.

3. Langer

Source: jajacks62
Perhaps ‘langer’ is best known for its Cork usage to mean a bit of an eejit - but it’s still recognised nationwide as a perfectly acceptable word for penis.

2. Flute

Source: snapclusion
So close to getting the top spot. ‘Flute’ adds a musicality to the otherwise boring and dull penis substitute words. It really paints a picture.

1. Lad

Source: Giphy
Easily the best option.
Not only is it succinct, it’s also universally known when used in the right context.




Friday, January 5, 2018

Josh Hutcherson Full Frontal Naked . . . Doubled


Josh Hutcherson having a dick-off with . . . Josh Hutcherson. It's from a new series on Hulu called Future Man, starring Josh. In this scene, the dick on the right is prosthetic, sorry to say (who knows about the left).




And here's the trailer for the series . . .





Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Hot, Sexy, Cute Country Boy


I don't usually go for the single guy galleries but like this dude. He starts out looking super serious then after he blows his load is almost smiling. Me, too!









UPDATE 12/18/2017 -- Turns out the dude has his own blog!


Posting when I can . . .