Tuesday, December 17, 2013

What is it with those Disney kids?! Dylan Sprouse Selfies


A little too young looking for me (plus he shaves his pubes) but his reaction to the "scandal" is pretty cool. Either he's pretty damn smart or has a smart publicist! And from what we can tell a pretty nice dick, too . . . Pretty, pretty, pretty.   ;-)





http://gawker.com/former-disney-star-sends-nude-pics-to-girl-girl-puts-t-1484193512

Former Disney Star Sends Nude Pics to Girl, Girl Puts Them on Tumblr

Over the weekend, former Disney superstar Dylan Sprouse changed his Twitter bio to include his latest vocation: "n00d pic dealer."

It seems The Suite Life of Zack & Cody star was sexting with some girl who turned right around and uploaded his nude pics to her Tumblr.

The images quickly spread, prompting Sprouse to issue quite possibly the most chill response ever to a dick pic scandal:


Sprouse, who, along with his twin brother Cole, was a serious cash cow for Disney during his teen years, left the House of Mouse under less than ideal terms, but has since moved on from that as well.

He was last spotted working as a host at a NYC restaurant to pay his way through school.

Update 6:55 p.m.: Sprouse posted a lengthy response to the nude pic leak on his own Tumblr:

http://bausprouse.tumblr.com/post/70207643377/in-regards-to-my-pictures

In regards to my pictures…

I figured I would write my thoughts on it all. After having a night to sleep on it and a day to reflect, I think there has been ample time to gather my thoughts while the encounter is still fresh.

First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. I’m of the mindset that whoever you are, if you are proud of your body and want to show it off, so be it! You do you. There is an odd taboo with the human form (especially in the USA) and I don’t particularly think its a good thing to teach people that you should “hide yourself” as something incredibly sacred. Blah blah blah, that’s a medieval notion.

Secondly, the real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. What is wrong is that, generally I try to stay cool and collected with my prose and a role model for kids (maybe not anymore shamefully) and this seemingly inconsequential act will likely affect the youth’s impression of me. Not only that, but I worry somewhat for my artistic integrity, and my academic integrity. Not exactly ideal, but I’m to blame and I’ll look this incident in the eye like a man. I did it, but I’d be damned if I didn’t own that shit like Beyonce would want me to.

Finally though, and I think that this is the most important part, because of this, I gained 200,000 followers on twitter, 40,000 followers on tumblr, and 20,000 followers on instagram…. It seems to me that the majority of people are actually praising this act as some sort of device to receive fame (or infamy). Why? I have no clue, I don’t entirely condone it though. I’ll make it clear my intent was for this not to happen, and how it has affected me so positively is an enigma to me that rings true of the human condition. Maybe people just like to see others mess up? I’m German by blood, so I feel you on that.

tl;dr? I was proud of myself and my progress since I was 14 and husky, I’m not proud of this incident’s potential lasting effects on my academic and artistic integrity. But I’m making the best of it through humor and I’m getting this shirt made today:


I figured that if every interaction I have from here on is a chance of them having seen me like this, I may as well just show them anyways heh heh.


Also cool, his twin brother's response . . .



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